This is a vacation from work, as in multiple days off in a row using “vacation time”. I will not be anywhere near a beach or anything tropical.
There will be lots of long runs in the afternoons (!!), drinking with one of my best friends in the miserable great state of RI, a bridal shower and bachelorette party for a marriage I don’t totally believe in, and celebrating the birth of my sissy giirrrrll
Today is my last day in the office until Monday which means equal part sitting on Tumblr, getting emails out, and ignoring every new email that comes in
I didn’t go to the gym last night - and wont have time tonight and this is making me irrationally flabby and angry. (when did I become this person?!)
A bad bad thing happened to me this weekend, and as much as I don’t want to admit it K was the only person who was able to calm me down and talk me through it. I guess you can be just friends with an ex?
MY SISTER’S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW and I get to spend the whole day being lazy and just love on her because, lets face it - she is the greatest sissy around.
After tonight I will have no football and no college basketball - I REALLY NEED FOOTBALL back
I could write more things, but I really just need to charge through today and leave this building and not come back until the 14th!
*I cannot spell brain without spelling Brian first and realizing that is, in fact, not the word I want.
So today I my last day in the office before a three day weekend - and obviously it includes: two senior management meetings, on offsite visit, finishing three monthly reports (that no one reads), and working on a grant that is due on 4/25.
Latte me strength. But I cannot wait for sister Friday and a long weekend to celebrate my dad’s birthday. WOO
Tell all your friends you just have the worst luck and attract only the crazy girls, because you know what they say; Date one crazy girl, she’s probably crazy. Date two crazy girls, she’s still probably crazy. Date only crazy girls all your life, and you’re probably the one who needs a head check, you infuriating dipshit.
“Your 20’s are such an important part of your life as far as figuring out who you are, the type of person you want to be, and what type of people you want to surround yourself with. I think they’ve been really important years to me. I’ve definitely learned a lot, made a lot of mistakes, but so does everyone”—Lauren Conrad
“i love when your clothes can help you project that you’re witty — you know, when your outfit does some of the work for you. when i’m at my thinnest, i tend to wear things that don’t show off my body. but when i’m bigger, i’ll go body-con, which comes from a place of ‘this is my perimeter, in case you were wondering if i was actually much bigger.’”—mindy kaling (via sarazucker)
Three Secret Service agents responsible for protecting President Obama in Amsterdam this week were sent home and put on administrative leave Sunday after going out for a night of drinking, according to three people familiar with the incident. One of the agents was found drunk and passed out in a hotel hallway, the people said.
The hotel staff alerted the U.S. Embassy in the Netherlands after finding the unconscious agent Sunday morning, a day before Obama arrived in the country, according to two of the people. The embassy then alerted Secret Service managers on the presidential trip, which included the agency’s director, Julia Pierson.
Good work, dudes.
These guys are so fun! Remember when they got in trouble for prostitutes in Colombia?
Funny story, one of my exs was “on his way” to becoming Secret Service (it was his goal - he had the right mentors and on track in his career) and when I read stories like this I can’t help but think he would fit in perfectly.
“Her bare back is the only thing I see when I look at [my boss’] office. Whyyyyyyy. Is common sense really so rare a thing?”—My coworker’s thoughts on the intern’s backless shirt choice today. BACKLESS. Not only is it crazy inappropriate, it also 30 degrees today, so it is just baffling.