I will always want to call
Looking for a bachelorette party dress that is fun, sexy, FITS MY BOOBS, is not completely backless because HELLO BRA STRAP, and under 100 dollars is proving way more complicated.
I am two clicks away from saying fuck it, and wearing sweatpants all night.
i love when your clothes can help you project that you’re witty — you know, when your outfit does some of the work for you. when i’m at my thinnest, i tend to wear things that don’t show off my body. but when i’m bigger, i’ll go body-con, which comes from a place of ‘this is my perimeter, in case you were wondering if i was actually much bigger.’
Her bare back is the only thing I see when I look at [my boss’] office. Whyyyyyyy. Is common sense really so rare a thing?
We all love someone way too fucking much.